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#774 Halloween Run

1 November 1997

A horde of hung-over halloweenies without hang-ups happily hastened after horny hares Snatchshot and schoolgirl Sheep Date in the Anal Samurai Costume Run. Johns and prostitutes joined Pimp and Hooker; Draculas and Dalmatians doggies dithered through the daylight; and middle-eastern madmen matched from Sagami-Ono to Camp Zama.

108 wildly attired (and tired) Samurai found the finish, where amber ale rewards cascaded in the golden afternoon sunlight. Gympy and Ice Delight demonstrated how to bob for beers for neophytes Ken Szmed, Brandon Hayes, Oscar butler, Joe Baguio, and Griffin Otto. All had a brief respite before the reprise for cumming as many times as the date. Single sailor coordinator Pamela Werling (5) ducked most questions, and then the Samurai brain cell was stretched to names for more rotor-heads.

For weird mathematical excuses for sexual positions (*77 minus 8=69*), Greg Curth (6) was named Ate More Balls; and Glad-he-ate-her Mike Schafer (6) was named PiggusDickus. Toto’s nightmare I-DA-ho (10) received her first tie-off; Fucking Mad Dog (250 blew for his treat; Easy Rider (50) passed her juice down-down to guzzling Sleepy rider; and Sheer XTC (350) took her last wrap in her forties. The day’s excitement belonged to Sado Maso Boso (300) for being tie-off by cross-dressing transvestite slut Snow Job.

Birthday boy MacGympy bailed out after a serenade and the double dribblers were recognized and hunted down: Babbles, Ms. Conception, Sunny Buns, Gympy, Oral Technician, TightWad, Sado Maso Boso, Tender Meat, Armadildo, Pimp and Hooker, and finally NeverReady.

Coveted costume prizes (3d place) went to Peter Pan –attired NurseThis and to Banana Dick for having an edible costume. Second place honors were awarded to sunflower RosyCheeks and the aforementioned pink-haired doxy SnowJob. After much brain-cell straining, the first place awards went to Sold and her Dalmatian puppies EasyRider and SleepyRider, and to Sheik "Abdul Knee-bad" DogFucker and his giant blue monkey HashIt.

Tearful sendoffs were toasted for John Otto and of course, LostMeat, who needs a good map to get him to St. Louis, and then the pack passed gas and the rest of the evening eating and drinking at the VFW (which, incidentally does NOT stand for Very Fine Women.)   -Spooking Lawyer-